Resolutions

Anyone got any New Year's Resolutions?
Bring 'em right here, I'll give you a cent!

Just how many times have you tried the same grind
Only to find that you haven't written a line

By Jan. 14th, that ship's sunk and gone
Beneath the blue waves of a budding new dawn

So hand 'em to me, and I'll keep them safe
A better return, since you can't behave

And follow your goals without all that stress
I promise you now, it'll be for the best

And oh, what's that?
You're handing them in?

I'm sorry to say
I'm just a trash bin

There's no pennies here, but root around still
You might even find last year's wish to fulfill



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