Anyone got any New Year's Resolutions?
Bring 'em right here, I'll give you a cent!
Just how many times have you tried the same grind
Only to find that you haven't written a line
By Jan. 14th, that ship's sunk and gone
Beneath the blue waves of a budding new dawn
So hand 'em to me, and I'll keep them safe
A better return, since you can't behave
And follow your goals without all that stress
I promise you now, it'll be for the best
And oh, what's that?
You're handing them in?
I'm sorry to say
I'm just a trash bin
There's no pennies here, but root around still
You might even find last year's wish to fulfill